Total Medals Earned: 1,618 (From 266 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,500 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Finishing the game
Medals Earned: 6/6 (220/220 points)
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (180/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/255 points)
Reach level 5.
Defeat the first boss.
Defeat the second boss.
Defeat the final boss.
Defeat the third boss.
Reach level 15.
Reach level 10.
Beat the game.
Obtain every spell.
Find all of the secret powerups.
Reach level 20.
Get the strongest armor.
Get the strongest weapon.
Reach level 25.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (290/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Use up all of your pollen.
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/170 points)
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
Finish the game.
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/365 points)
No, not the rabbit!
Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
Beat the game
Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.