devonmartino's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Safety At work.]

LOLZ

OH NOES!! and the steam shovel scooped up the people...roflmao!!

[The Library Party]

niiiiiiiiiiice

definitely belonged on the treasure hunt '09 for WTF. you earned it!
I loved how the woman's head exploded at the end...

[Walk in the Woods]

lololol

random rhinoceros! hits airplane! HILARIOUS!!

["The Fox and the Mirrior"]

wow

just...wow. It's just so...wow. I can't even put into words the metaphor and emotion you so obviously put into this flash. 5/5 and 10/10...but I would give it more if I could. wow.

[Egg]

cooool movie

i like how the beginning and the end intertwine as if the movie could be played over and over in a loop, and how the movie also implies through the congruence of the beginning and the end that the egg-monster has done this many times before.
In other words, AWESOME!!

[Get on My Horse]

i better not show you where the lemonade is made

and the hot dog in space! AWESOME!!

[Where Babies Come From]

kaBOOM *splat*

well, it's true...but you could've included the first part (by which I mean, the "When a mommy and a daddy love each other VERY much..." part). Other than that, AWESOME!!

[Kids These Days]

I love it- it's all true

I'm the world's most cynical 9th grader.
Everyone at my school likes the jonas Brothers (those &%$#!!ing devils' spawn!!!) and I asked one girl at my school "what the (not-allowed-in-this-space-word) do you find APPEALING about the jonas brothers? They SUCK!!" and she gasped and ran away.
AAAAAAAAAAnyway, I completely agree with everything in this cartoon. Disney is rotting the minds of children. Woot!!
I like the other article on the newspaper- "new rapist in town lolololololol"

[The Useless Flash]

It was crap.

Not really, it was pretty funny and random. Annnnnnnyway, see how many people rate my review as useless. I'll bet anyone $100 that in 1 week, my review will have been rated "useless." seriously.
That aside, awesome flash! It had bad animation but hilarious stuff, hence the 7/10.

bbabrich responds:

nice to know people liked the jokes and not the animation. next time i'll work a bit harder on the animation. thanks for the review!